Wrestling Breakdown Show August 11, 2011 Yus “The Bus” Friedman

Posted: August 12, 2011 in WWE Raw, Smackdown Pay-Per-Views

Wrestling Breakdown Show August 11, 2011

Quote of the Week: Riley disses Vickie saying “Her breath smells so bad it smells like Death itself took a dump in her mouth.”

WWE RAW 8.8.2011

Triple H Has Some News – Triple H names himself referee for WWE Title match CM Punk vs. John Cena at Summerslam. I was hoping it would be The Rock or Stone Cold as Guest Referee.

John Cena vs. Jack Swagger – This was a great match. These two have great chemistry and it showed. It is a shame Swagger’s career has been on hold for so long. Hopefully a good showing like tonight will change his direction in the WWE. Of course Cena wins with the 5 moves of doom. He is the one of the WWE champions he is the second to best there is no reason someone that hasn’t been relevant for months should beat him.

Summerslam Recall – Summerslam 1991 NYC-MSG: Intercontinental Title Match Bret Hart vs. Mr. Perfect – Good video of Bret Hart being the In Ring general he is and kicking out of the Perfect-Plex and reversing a kick by Perfect into the Sharpshooter for the win and the Intercontinental Championship.

Del Rio Backstage w/ Ricardo Rodriguez – He says CM Punk is gutless ( I don’t think so). He says CM Punk ran away from him when he was going to cash in MITB (Del Rio was lucky he didn’t have to face the best in the world on fire).  Del Rio calls Punk a coward. (I ask Alberto Del Rio Does a coward run people over with cars?).

“Good” R-Truth Backstage with Josh Matthews – Truth says: Why do Captains of ship get married at sea? Why do hotdogs come 10 to a pack, but buns 8 to a pack? (In Israel you can get 6 hotdogs in a pack and 6 buns in a pack.) Why are there questions with no answers? Why did G-d create spiders? Why does R-Truth hate spiders? Spiders are creepy and quiet and why they get a chance they bite you, they ain’t got no friends. So Truth thought what to do his Grandma would get vegetables together and make spider stew mmmmmmmmmm. The only person who would eat the spider stew was Little Jimmy. Tonight the Truth will squash the spider John Morrison.

The Miz vs. Rey Mysterio/ Miz Promo/ The Miz vs. Kofi Kingston – Miz attacks Mysterio on the stage slamming his head into the WWE sign at the top of the stage before the match gets a chance to start. Hopefully this means Mysterio will be out for a while so we don’t need to see this coward who hides his face. Miz wants to know why he isn’t on the Summerslam card. He is in the media and doesn’t get the attention he deserves & He wants a ref to come to the ring and declare him winner due to Mysterio forfeiting ( I think he is right he should face someone big at Summerslam and I think it should be a Inter-brand promotional match vs. Daniel Bryan & He should win by forfeit as well). C.O.O Triple H unfairly throws out the match for a new match. I was so pissed when I heard Kofi’s music I can’t stand this guy. What the heck was with that suicide dive by Kofi does he want to injure THE AWESOME ONE. The Miz Wins The Miz Wins The Miz Wins The Miz Wins The Miz Wins. (I was thinking maybe it’s time for a heel turn for Kofi Kingston.

CM Punk Backstage w/ Josh Matthews – Punk says HHH inserted himself in the WWE Title match at Summerslam b/c of his ego. If he wanted to do what’s good for business he’d stay away from the match.

CM Punk (WWE Champion) vs. Alberto Del Rio – I was worried throughout this match that Del Rio would win due to him having control most of the match but our savior, the second city saint, the best in the world.  The WWE Champion put Del Rio to sleep for the win.

Beth Phoenix (CM Punk’s Girlfriend) vs. Eve Torres – There was a Glam Slam for the win in what was an above average Divas match. Beth tells off Eve & Kelly after the match that they are making a mockery of the Divas division and she is sick of it. No more Booty popping, No more splits, No more stink faces. Kelly attacks Beth from behind and stands tall in the ring as WWE Divas Champion.

Dolph Ziggler (U.S. Champion) W/Vickie Guerrero vs.  Alex “A-Ry” Riley – Before the match Riley disses Vickie saying her breath smells so bad it smells like Death itself took a dump in her mouth. Riley breaks out of Ziggler’s sleeper hold. Vickie gets involved slapping Riley in the face getting Ziggler disqualified. Riley punched Ziggler in the face and that looked like it hurt a lot. Title match as Summerslam can we say ?

Video Review of MITB match Cena vs. Punk, Punk leaving MITB with the WWE Title, Vince getting fired by HHH, Cena regaining the new WWE title and Punk vs. Cena at Summerslam w/HHH as guest referee.

John Morrison vs. R-Truth – R-Truth wins with the Shut Up! Where did that come from? I honestly thought WWE would pander to the WWE Kids Universe and give Jomo the win.

Christian via Satellite – He tells Triple H to show up for Christians announcement.

WWE Undisputed WWE Championship Match Summerslam Contract Signing – Triple H & John Laurianitis are in the ring. CM Punk says this contract signing is a formality and just for show. There has never been a contract signing that didn’t end in some physical calamity. He suggests speeding this up flipping the table and everyone starts beating each other up. CM Punk says he’ll play a clip from a movie star that says how he feels about Cena. He says it isn’t the Chaperone with Triple H. Triple H asks CM Punk how was his movie. Punk said it went straight to DVD just like HHH’s. It’s a clip of The Rock “Here is why Cena is angry He says Cena puts on his Big Boy Ring Attire then calls Cena a Superhero like a transvestite Wonder Woman.” The Rock says “Cena’s music hits and everyone boos him. The rock and the fans boo Cena even in his hometown of Boston b/c The Rock and WWE Universe majority of men can see bull$h!t and a phony from a mile away. Cm Punk says he agrees with The Rock. Cena likes to be entertaining. So he likes the clip even though it took him off guard. Cena believes Punk thinks he is a product of the system and too PG. There were some Hulk Hogan imitations by Cena saying that he took Hogan’s hand waving at the ear and moves it to his face. Some interesting comments by cena that he knows he won’t win over the fans that want him to turn heel or he only cares about the fans that have stuck with him through thick and thin and he will never give up on them. Then he calls Cm Punk a phony. Triple H agrees with Cena that Punk is a phony that held out for more money and some perks. CM Punk asks Johnny Ace Laurianitis if he went and fired Vladimir Kozlov face to face (which got a huge boo response from the fans). Did Johnny fly to Florida to tell Harry Smith no not D.H, Smith his name is Harry that he was fired?  Did Johnny fire Chris Masters face to face who worked his ass off for the past year to tell him he was fired or did he call him on the phone and tell him it was a budget thing? Punk says Triple H is a phony since he lets Laurianitis do his dirty work. CM Punk has a sour tase towards Cena ever since Punk won his 1st title the ECW Championship and Cena said he almost gave up on him. Who is Cena to give up on him he is just another wrestler. It is easy for Cena to be all holier than though when he is afforded opportunity after opportunity after opportunity. Yes CM Punk does want an ice cream bar with his name on it. A little more back and forth till we see cena go at Punk. Punk kicks Laurianitis in the head and Cena slaps punk in the face. Cena is left in the ring with Punk looking in and Punk asks if this is the way it will be on Sunday. Is the fix in.






Matches Yus the Bus wants Yus the Bus thinks Akiva wants Akiva thinks
John Cena vs. CM Punk (Undisputed WWE Championship Match with special guest referee Triple H) CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK
World Heavyweight Championship Match Christian vs. Randy Orton (No Holds Barred Match) CHRISTIAN CHRISTIAN CHRISTIAN CHRISTIAN
Divas Champion Kelly Kelly vs. Beth Phoenix A.J. ( I’ll settle for Beth Pheonix) Beth Phoenix Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly


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