WRESTLING BREAKDOWN SHOW 9.27.2011 WWE SMACKDOWN 9.23.2011 & WWE RAW 9.26.2011 & HIAC 2011 Predictions: This is Yus “The Bus” Friedman

Posted: October 2, 2011 in WWE Raw, Smackdown Pay-Per-Views

WRESTLING BREAKDOWN SHOW 9.27.2011

WWE SMACKDOWN 9.23.2011

The Long Opening – John Laurinaitis is in the ring W/ Smackdown Roster at ringside. WWE VP of Talent Relations addresses Smackdown saying he thought HHH lost control of RAW but after he dismissed R-Truth and The Miz. John looked into H’s eyes and saw he had control. Then he announced the NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION MARK HENRY!!!

The Smackdown roster split like the red sea creating a path for the World Champion to get to the ring. Henry shook the Johnny Ace’s hand.  Henry said it took him 15 years to capture the World Title and it will be 15 years before someone takes it from him.

Triple H comes to the ring. The same thing happens, the Smackdown roster splits like the red sea creating a path for the C.O.O. He takes Henrys mic from him only to be cut off by Christian before H gets a word out. Christian says the roster looks up to him like a leader. He wants to point out that Mark wouldn’t look good on a cereal box or billboard and asks Triple H if he agrees. This makes Henry pissed but HHH tells him to chill for a second. Christian says to be the leader of Smackdown he has to be World Champion. So after Henry chokes in Hell in a Cell against Randy Christian will pick up the reigns embarrass Orton and win the World Title for the 3rd time. HHH makes Henry vs. Christian 2nite in a Lumberjack Match.

Sheamus beats Heath Slater – I wasn’t impressed. I just can’t buy into Sheamus’s character. He is great in the ring but I can’t get behind him. As for Heath Slater, I can’t believe he still has a job.

Christian tries to get The Great Khali to help him in his match against Henry by convincing him that it would be better for Khali to face a smaller Christian than the Huge Henry that took out Kane and the Big Show. All Khali understood was that Christian is small.

Wade Barrett impressively defeats Justin Gabriel

Randy Orton Backstage with Matt Striker – He is going to hell and when he comes back he will be the World Heavyweight Champion.

Christian tries recruiting Ezekiel Jackson against Mark Henry

Beth Phoenix and Natalya beat A.J. & Kaitlin – LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

Randy Orton vs. Cody Rhodes (Intercontinental Champion) – Randy ruined what could have been a great match. Cody was methodically picking apart Orton targeting his knee. Cody dominated most of the match. Orton got disqualified for cowardly ripping Cody’s mask off and hitting Cody in the face with it. These two are good together and this match could have been great. Cody got the victory over Orton which makes Cody 2-0 against Randy in their last 2 meetings. Randy continues to hurt a defenseless Rhodes by hitting him with the mask followed by an In the Ropes DDT.

Christian tries to convince Sheamus to side W/him – He gives Sheamus a potato as a peace offering b/c they are big in Ireland. Sheamus tells Christian he can count on him. Sheamus tries eating the potato but sits it out saying it’s not from Ireland it’s from Idaho.

The Great Khali vs. Jinder Mahal – Squash for the giant. Khali looked impressive b/c Jinder sucks.

Daniel Bryan vs. Sin Cara/ Sin Cara 2.0 – Short match typical choreographed match between the two. The only surprise was when good Sin Cara went to the top rope only to be thrown to the floor by bad Sin Cara. Bad Sin Cara hits the flying Senton on Bryan and wins the match.

Christian heads to convince Orton to help him but chickens out.

“Air Boom” Kofi Kingston & Evan Bourne (WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS) defeat Jimmy & Jey Uso – This match was exciting. I am starting to buy Air Boom as legitimate champs. I still can’t give up their fluke win at NOC but this was a good match. The Uso’s game has improved and they really stepped it up here. I would love to have Rikishi be their manager that would be cool.

World Heavyweight Championship Match: Mark Henry© vs. Christian – Christian amounted some offense but his fate was that of previous challengers of past months. Mark Henry went out of the ring to the outside and was met by a series of blows by Smackdown’s roster (interestingly enough The Great Khali did not take a shot at Henry could he be the next challenger for the World Heavyweight Championship). Henry took the entire Smackdown roster and tossed them aside like swatting flies. Christian wanted none of that so he started heading to the back willing to take the countout loss. Sheamus had something different to say about that. Sheamus came from the back tossing Christian into the ring to be World Strongest Slammed in the ring for the loss. This was not the end. Orton runs to the ring somehow knocking Mark Henry out of the ring. Henry looked shocked and walked away. Orton has the momentum will he keep till Hell in a Cell, I guess we’ll see.

This is Yus “The Bus” Friedman

 

 

WWE RAW 9.26.2011

C.O.O Triple H – He explains why The Miz and R-Truth got fired. He showed a video of The Awesome Truth having a conspiracy list and planning to take out whoever was on it including referees until their demands were met. It also showed their apology to Triple H and the WWE Universe. He says he fired the Awesome Truth because of what they did and it was best for the WWE. The $250,000 fine is passed down to Mark Henry who assaulted Jim Ross and put Jerry Lawler through an announce table. H wants to make it clear to everyone that no one man is bigger than the WWE. He fired his best friend Kevin, Miz, Truth and he will fire anyone who crosses the line. The reason he didn’t fire them until the end of the show is because he wanted to use them for one more main event.

Case 1: WWE United States Champion Dolph Ziggler comes out to complain about Hugh Jackman punching him in jaw and fracturing his face. Triple H isn’t sure what to do about it so he tells Dolph he will give him extra security when the Muppets come next month. This brings out Cody.

Case 2: WWE Intercontinental Champion Cody Rhodes comes out to complain about Randy Orton attacking him with his protective mask. He also bashed him in the skull with the ring bell. HHH says since a few years ago Orton harassed and assaulted his wife with the help of Rhodes and DiBiase he won’t help him.

Case: 3 Christian comes out too complain about Sheamus tossing him back into the ring and costing him the World Title. HHH points out that it was a lumberjack match and that’s how the match works. Christian tries banding Ziggler and Rhodes with himself to file the biggest lawsuit in the history of the WWE.

Verdicts: Triple H gives Christian one more match against Sheamus at Hell in a Cell, one more match against Orton on Smackdown and one more match against John Cena tonight. Christian smiles and asks HHH if it’s for the title; HHH says no. HHH does the right thing and gives Ziggler a match for his U.S. title against the man that beat him last week the Internet Champion Zack Ryder. Triple H was nice enough to give Cody the night off. But Cody said Triple H should resign. Triple H said Cody will defend the Intercontinental Title in a One on One, Triple Threat, Fatal Four Way, 10 man over the top rope Battle Royal next.

Intercontinental Championship 10-man over the top rope Battle Royal (Cody Rhodes defends) – I liked Evil Sin Cara taking out Good Sin Cara. I liked the double elimination by Ezekiel Jackson. I didn’t like A-Ry getting eliminated by the human jar of mayonnaise Sheamus. I’m typing while watching. We have four guys left Domination, Mayonnaisse, Million Dollar Kid & the Un-Dashing one. Nice match with Cody retaining. After the match Christian attacked Sheamus yelling at him that he cost him the World Title.

John Laurinaitis & David Otunga backstage – Otunga plugs himself as a lawyer and convinces John Laurinaitis that he needs to exert his influence since he is the Vice President of Talent Relations b/c Triple H is out of control and ruling the show with his emotions not as a businessman. John agrees and starts texting.

Beth Phoenix & Natalya vs. Kelly Kelly (Divas Champion) & Eve Torres – How many times have I seen this match or some variation of it? Where are Layla, Brie, Nikki, A.J., Kaitlyn, Maxine, Aksana, Maryse, Alicia Fox, Tamina, and Rosa Mendes? Glam slam wins it for DOD.

Mark Henry (World Heavyweight Champion) vs. The Great Khali – This match never got started as Henry bashed Khali over the head with the title and World Strongest slammed him before walking away.

John Cena (WWE Champion) vs. Christian W/CM Punk & Alberto Del Rio on commentary – Cena comes out first to tell us about Hell in a cell and how he is going to win. Next Del Rio comes out, followed by CM Punk wearing his announcer’s jacket. Del Rio attack Punk and then Cena followed by a speech in which Del Rio says they are going to hell and only he is coming back with the WWE Championship. He also said the live audience can go to hell.

United States Championship Match: Dolph Ziggler© w/ Vickie Guerrero & Jack Swagger vs. Zack Ryder – Great Recap video before the match. Dolph wins with the Zig Zag + Swagger Hot Shot. This was a squash. Post-match Swaggler attack Long Island Ice Z only to be thwarted by the WWE Tag Champs Air-Boom.

Here comes the most boring General Manager in the history of Smackdown Teddy Long. And makes a six man tag match giving Vickie 3 minutes to find a third member to join Swaggler.

“Swaggler” Dolph Ziggler (U.S. Champion) & Jack Swagger &? Vs. Zack Ryder (Internet Champion), “Air Boom” Kofi Kingston & Evan Bourne – Okay match so far.         OMG IT’S THE RETURN OF MASON RYAN. Kofi and Evan with some Poetry in motion. Mason Ryan is in the ring he takes out Swaggler one after the other. It’s Ryder the former tag champ with the Rough Ryder Leg Drop Ryder Wins!!! Ryder Wins!!!

Law Advice W/David Otunga – Otunga is backstage with Vickie, Dolph, Cody Rhodes, Jack Swagger and Christian. Otunga “Triple H’s actions are rash and dangerous to all of us, Under the Occupation of Health and Safety Act of 1970, these are unsafe working conditions.” He also cites some other case. He says Laurinaitis is a man of his word and he will do something about it, but we have to protect ourselves. They all agree to do a lawsuit YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

Alberto Del Rio vs. CM Punk W/John Cena on Commentary – Great Match with awesome offense and methodical working of Punks arm by Del Rio. After Punk won with the GTS Cena trapped himself in the Cell with Punk, Del Rio and Ricardo Rodriguez. Cena gave Rodriguez a Attitude Adjustment followed by a GTS from CM Punk. Del Rio stood strong bashing Cm Punk and John Cena with the chair multiple times. I like that Del Rio is looking good going into the PPV.

This is Yus “The Bus” Friedman

HIAC 2011 Matches

Akiva Wants

Akiva Thinks

Yus The Bus Wants

Yus The Bus Thinks

WHC: Mark Henry vs. Randy Orton

Mark Henry

Mark Henry

Mark Henry

Mark Henry

WWE Championship: John Cena vs. CM Punk vs. Alberto Del Rio

Alberto Del Rio

Alberto Del Rio

Alberto Del Rio

Alberto Del Rio

Christian vs. Sheamus

Christian

Christian

Christian

Christian

Divas Title: Beth Pheonix vs. Kelly Kelly

Beth Phoenix

Beth Phoenix

Beth Phoenix

Beth Phoenix

Sin Cara vs. Sin Cara

Sin Cara

Sin Cara

Sin Cara

Sin Cara

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